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George (M)carlin Dies. . . Loved By All

George (M)carlin recently passed away, drawing an end to a observational humor that made him one of the funniest fish in the sea.
Lampooning language, religion, and lots of other topics George was popularized as a comedian in the 70’s. Mainly known for his Seven Words bit, which explains the seven words that you can’t say [...]

Star Fish Jones Breaks off Marriage, Grows New One

Star Fish Jones recently broke it off with her husband. She’s resilient, she’ll be able to grow a new one in no time.

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Elijah Woodpecker

He’s with the tree people now.

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Condorleeza Rice

You better watch out.

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Ewe an McGregor

He’s soft to the touch, but hard to ride.

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Sting Ray Liotta

He’s got connections to all the right fish.

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Queen Bea Arthur

oooooooooooooo!
Estelle, you better watch out because I have frosted hair, great skin, and a sassy stinger!!

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