George (M)carlin recently passed away, drawing an end to a observational humor that made him one of the funniest fish in the sea.

Lampooning language, religion, and lots of other topics George was popularized as a comedian in the 70’s. Mainly known for his Seven Words bit, which explains the seven words that you can’t say on network television.

I wasn’t a HUGE fan of his, but I respected him for what he did for censorship laws, and because of that, I turned him into something else that I like, a fish.

Here’s to you, Georgie boy.

I called them around 10:15 because they closed at 10:30, and I still hadn’t gotten my delicious meal.
After the phone rang for two and a half minutes this happened.

“Hi, I had a order for delivery that I ordered around 930 and I”
“He on hih hway, you see him soon.” (click)

Their compensation for this transgression?

An extra egg roll.

I ate it quietly in the dark and whispered to myself, “I’ll never order from there again.” as I cried.

Star Fish Jones recently broke it off with her husband. She’s resilient, she’ll be able to grow a new one in no time.

You better watch out.